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debrouiller:

DO interact:

173 year old ex-dmv workers, two time escapees of chemical ice jail, presumed insane ivy league professors known for disappearing, restaurant managers who declared war on an intergalactic dictatorship and WON, 20th century christian radio hosts who are “the hot ones,” big malevolent things, unkillable robots made to accost estranged ex-husbands, barts, annas, molotov cocktails brought to you by communism, space pirates, elders who lost an arm in the Justine Burbank system, space pirate lawyers, talking plants who didn’t disclose they were poisonous, cooks who didn’t disclose they were engineers who didn’t disclose they were criminals, zombified mallgoers, aliens interfering with human life for better reality tv, confused motel owners and their cousins, people who couldn’t see Ashley the asteroid, people who could see Ashley the asteroid, booth enthusiasts, pocket dimension dwelling wolves named after the members of a kpop group, redheaded self-fulfilling prophecies who are the river and the tiger and the fire, deadbeat dads with two moms, scientists befriended by fourth dimensional beings, time traveling coworkers who bit and then exploded john wilkes booth, collapsing waveforms that used to be arkansas residents, hogs named pansy, and finally, people who run a diner.

son1c:

blorbo doesn’t cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i’m a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

animate-mush:

tchaikennugget:

I love tumblr because “I love this character so much I want to put them in a blender, pour the results into an ice tray, stick it in the freezer, and make popsicles out of them so that I may consume their essence” is not only a common sentiment, but a socially acceptable one here

But when I, Count Dracula

evilsexy:

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

growing-yet-into-magic:
“witchesversuspatriarchy:
“Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)
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It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi...

growing-yet-into-magic:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)

It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi access to databases and books on the topic an approximate two minute walk away.

princesszeldaz:

princesszeldaz:

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I already forgot that this was a real show that was produced and Amazon really added the “6 Emmy Nominations” in bigger font size than the actual logo

Still thinking about this because the fact is the word nomination in this case just means you had six “opportunities” to win something and you still didn’t

nikxation:

nikxation:

PSA, there’s a really nasty Discord scam going around rn. If one of your friends DMs you, starting off with a simple “hello” “how are you”, may even joke around a little, and then starts asking you to look at a game/project they’re working on, don’t click the link, don’t download anything. If you can reach that friend through non-Discord means, reach out and let them know they got hacked.

One of my friends said the link takes them to a very convincing video game page that has in-game screenshots and stuff, and then gives you an option to download a playtest zip file or something. That download exploits a weakness Discord apparently has for password protected zip files and steals your Discord log-in and changes your account info to the scammer’s account info. Two of my friends lost their accounts. Be careful.

Slight adjustment to this… Apparently the virus scrapes all your passwords and files on your computer, not just Discord… It just uses Discord to gain access… Friend had a picture of his license saved on his computer, and apparently the scammers even got their hands on that… So it’s a nasty little hack…

xeansicemane:

necco-wafer-official:

whitepeopletwitter:

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common misconception. what they’ve actually invented is money but worse

Countries definitely love it when you go around minting a competing currency within their borders. This will go well and see no complications.

dzamie:

kimifeathers:

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So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.